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    <entry>
      <title>Dearborn Homecoming 2010</title>
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      <id>tag:shortfatguy.com,2010:blog.php/1.1320</id>
      <issued>2010-08-08T05:58:25+00:00</issued>
      <modified>2010-08-08T06:02:26+00:00</modified>
      <summary></summary>
      <created>2010-08-08T05:58:25+00:00</created>
		<author>
		  <name>Mickey</name>
		  <email>mickey@shortfatguy.com</email>
		  		</author>
      <dc:subject>Blogging, Personal, Video</dc:subject>
      <content type="text/html" mode="escaped" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/weblog/C36"><img src="http://www.shortfatguy.com/images/uploads/videobug.gif" width="65" height="20"valign="bottom" border="0" alt="View Category"></a> The tradition continues.&nbsp; This year&#8217;s grand finale, recorded Saturday, August 7.</p>

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    <entry>
      <title>Hey, I&#8217;m on TV!</title>
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      <id>tag:shortfatguy.com,2010:blog.php/1.1319</id>
      <issued>2010-06-27T06:04:48+00:00</issued>
      <modified>2010-06-29T18:30:51+00:00</modified>
      <summary></summary>
      <created>2010-06-27T06:04:48+00:00</created>
		<author>
		  <name>Mickey</name>
		  <email>mickey@shortfatguy.com</email>
		  		</author>
      <dc:subject>Blogging, Personal, News, Tech, Apple, TV</dc:subject>
      <content type="text/html" mode="escaped" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/weblog/C37"><img src="http://www.shortfatguy.com/images/uploads/newsbug.gif" width="65" height="20"valign="bottom" border="0" alt="View Category"></a> I joined the other technology fans on Thursday, June 24, to upgrade my iPhone 3G to an iPhone 4.&nbsp; I didn&#8217;t go over board; I could&#8217;ve lined up at six (having reserved a phone the week before), but I didn&#8217;t show up till around nine AM.&nbsp; I stayed in line for four hours, getting my new phone right around one PM.&nbsp; As I got close to the store entrance, Fox 2, WJBK, showed up to shoot some video, and I ended up in the background of a couple shots.&nbsp; You can recognize me, on the extreme left, by my malformed Benjamin Franklin physique.</p>

<p><span></p><center><div><TABLE STYLE="margin: 10px;" bgcolor="#000000"><TR><TD WIDTH="600" HEIGHT="336"><a href="http://www.shortfatguy.com/images/uploads/2010-06-24_fox2_news_iphone_story-lg.jpg"><IMG SRC="http://www.shortfatguy.com/images/uploads/2010-06-24_fox2_news_iphone_story-sm.jpg" WIDTH="600" HEIGHT="336" border="0" title="Click to enlarge" /></a></TD></TR><TR><TD WD="600"><font size="2" color="white"><center>They&#8217;ll let <i>anyone</i> on TV nowadays</center></font></TD></TR></TABLE></div></center><p></span></p>

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    <entry>
      <title>My Nephew, The Doctor</title>
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      <id>tag:shortfatguy.com,2010:blog.php/1.1318</id>
      <issued>2010-06-11T19:13:00+00:00</issued>
      <modified>2010-06-11T19:20:01+00:00</modified>
      <summary></summary>
      <created>2010-06-11T19:13:00+00:00</created>
		<author>
		  <name>Mickey</name>
		  <email>mickey@shortfatguy.com</email>
		  		</author>
      <dc:subject>Blogging, Joe&#39;s Travels, Video</dc:subject>
      <content type="text/html" mode="escaped" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/weblog/C36"><img src="http://www.shortfatguy.com/images/uploads/videobug.gif" width="65" height="20"valign="bottom" border="0" alt="View Category"></a> My nephew Joe got his medical degree from Wayne State University School of Medicine on Tuesday.&nbsp; Here are some videos I shot, the first one is the &#8220;hood ceremony&#8221; from Sunday, at Chene Park (and coinciding with the air show on the Detroit River); and the second one is the commencement itself, at Fox Theatre in Detroit.</p>

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    <entry>
      <title>Newspapers in TV Shows</title>
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      <id>tag:shortfatguy.com,2010:blog.php/1.1317</id>
      <issued>2010-06-05T23:00:28+00:00</issued>
      <modified>2010-08-13T04:04:29+00:00</modified>
      <summary></summary>
      <created>2010-06-05T23:00:28+00:00</created>
		<author>
		  <name>Mickey</name>
		  <email>mickey@shortfatguy.com</email>
		  		</author>
      <dc:subject>Blogging, Links, Photos, TV</dc:subject>
      <content type="text/html" mode="escaped" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/weblog/C29"><img src="http://www.shortfatguy.com/images/uploads/linksbug.gif" width="65" height="20"valign="bottom" border="0" alt="View Category"></a> From <a href="http://izismile.com/2010/06/04/newspapers_in_tv_shows_13_pics.html">Izismile.com</a> (found via <a href="http://whedonesque.com/comments/24075#378073">Whedonesque.com</a>).&nbsp; Looks like Ed O&#8217;Neill really likes this newspaper.&nbsp; Thirteen years on and he&#8217;s still reading the same page!</p>

<p><span></p><center><center><div><TABLE STYLE="margin: 10px;" bgcolor="#000000"><TR><TD WIDTH="640" HEIGHT="427"><IMG SRC="http://www.shortfatguy.com/images/uploads/ed-o-neill_newspaper_1.jpg" WIDTH="640" HEIGHT="427" /></TD></TR><TR><TD WD="640"><font size="2" color="white"><center><i>Married with Children</i> 11x24 (1997)</center></font></TD></TR></TABLE></div></center></center><p></span></p>

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    <entry>
      <title>Out My Window</title>
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      <id>tag:shortfatguy.com,2010:blog.php/1.1316</id>
      <issued>2010-05-30T04:29:31+00:00</issued>
      <modified>2010-05-30T17:40:32+00:00</modified>
      <summary></summary>
      <created>2010-05-30T04:29:31+00:00</created>
		<author>
		  <name>Mickey</name>
		  <email>mickey@shortfatguy.com</email>
		  		</author>
      <dc:subject>Blogging, Personal, Video</dc:subject>
      <content type="text/html" mode="escaped" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/weblog/C36"><img src="http://www.shortfatguy.com/images/uploads/videobug.gif" width="65" height="20"valign="bottom" border="0" alt="View Category"></a> Lightning footage, shot on my Kodak Zi8 on Thursday, May 27.</p>

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    <entry>
      <title>Picture of the Week</title>
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      <id>tag:shortfatguy.com,2010:blog.php/1.1315</id>
      <issued>2010-05-01T05:53:15+00:00</issued>
      <modified>2010-05-30T04:34:16+00:00</modified>
      <summary></summary>
      <created>2010-05-01T05:53:15+00:00</created>
		<author>
		  <name>Mickey</name>
		  <email>mickey@shortfatguy.com</email>
		  		</author>
      <dc:subject>Blogging, Links, Photos</dc:subject>
      <content type="text/html" mode="escaped" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/weblog/C28"><img src="http://www.shortfatguy.com/images/uploads/photosbug.gif" width="65" height="20"valign="bottom" border="0" alt="View Category"></a> I&#8217;ve been enjoying this picture so much this week that I feel I should just <a href="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0kr3ivHU11qbs8kyo1_500.png">copy it from Tumblr</a> and post it here.&nbsp; It really is a delightful and heartwarming image of Spring&#8230;
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    <entry>
      <title>Steve Jobs is a Stupid Dumbass Idiot</title>
      <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/mtmodern/steve_jobs_is_a_stupid_dumbass_idiot/" /> 
      <id>tag:shortfatguy.com,2010:blog.php/1.1314</id>
      <issued>2010-04-17T22:39:12+00:00</issued>
      <modified>2010-04-17T23:11:14+00:00</modified>
      <summary></summary>
      <created>2010-04-17T22:39:12+00:00</created>
		<author>
		  <name>Mickey</name>
		  <email>mickey@shortfatguy.com</email>
		  		</author>
      <dc:subject>Tech, Apple</dc:subject>
      <content type="text/html" mode="escaped" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/weblog/C34"><img src="http://www.shortfatguy.com/images/uploads/applebug.gif" width="65" height="20"valign="bottom" border="0" alt="View Category"></a> For quite a while I&#8217;ve been patiently waiting for Apple to support Blu-ray drives or allow Blu-ray playback in their Mac line.&nbsp; I&#8217;ve heard how licensing Blu-ray is a &#8220;bag of hurt&#8221; but assumed all those problems would be worked out in time.&nbsp; Today, I see someone <a href="mailto:SJobs@apple.com">wrote to Steve Jobs</a> about this very topic, and Jobs shot back this short, simple, taunt of a response.
</p><center><div><TABLE STYLE="margin: 10px;" bgcolor="#000000"><TR><TD WIDTH="466" HEIGHT="399"><IMG SRC="http://www.shortfatguy.com/images/uploads/steve-jobs-email.gif" WIDTH="466" HEIGHT="399" /></TD></TR><TR><TD WD="466"><font size="2" color="white"><center>From <a href="http://9to5mac.com/Steve-Jobs-BluRay-3490436"><font size="2" color="white">9 to 5 Mac.com</font></a></center></font></TD></TR></TABLE></div></center><p>
&nbsp; &nbsp; I cannot fully illustrate how fucking infuriated this makes me.&nbsp; Jobs&#8217;s alternative to Blu-ray is <i>YouTube</i>?!&nbsp; For one thing, Flash on YouTube performs like shit on a Mac.&nbsp; For another thing, YouTube might say it is 1080p, but it is compressed so much that the video quality is a laughably poor substitute for 1080p from a  Blu-ray disc.&nbsp; In short, saying YouTube is similar to Blu-ray is like like saying a sheet of paper is a replacement for an iPad.<br />
&nbsp; &nbsp; That dog don&#8217;t hunt.<br />
&nbsp; &nbsp; Over the last few years, I&#8217;ve bought a Power Mac, a Mac Pro, a PowerBook, a MacBook Pro, a couple iPhones, and numerous iPods.&nbsp; I&#8217;ve talked family members into getting iMacs and Macbooks.&nbsp; I&#8217;ve spent a lot of money on this company.&nbsp; But I have gotten tired of waiting for them to upgrade their optical drives &mdash; or even to allow Blu-ray playback from some third-party vendor&#8217;s external drive.&nbsp; Windows laptops and desktops have had this capability for a couple years now, but it seems Apple can&#8217;t handle it, or, more likely, doesn&#8217;t give a shit.&nbsp; This has become readily apparent now, direct from the head of the company, in the form of a stupid, thoughtless, tossed-off comment.&nbsp; Well&#8230;fuck you, Steve Jobs.&nbsp; My next computer will be running Windows.&nbsp;   
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    <entry>
      <title>Silent Clock</title>
      <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/mtmodern/silent_clock/" /> 
      <id>tag:shortfatguy.com,2010:blog.php/1.1304</id>
      <issued>2010-03-27T06:40:41+00:00</issued>
      <modified>2010-08-13T04:13:42+00:00</modified>
      <summary></summary>
      <created>2010-03-27T06:40:41+00:00</created>
		<author>
		  <name>Mickey</name>
		  <email>mickey@shortfatguy.com</email>
		  		</author>
      <dc:subject>TV</dc:subject>
      <content type="text/html" mode="escaped" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/weblog/C25"><img src="http://www.shortfatguy.com/images/uploads/tvbug.gif" width="65" height="20"valign="bottom" border="0" alt="View Category"></a> My God&#8212;it&#8217;s actual text!<br />
&nbsp; &nbsp; Yes, it&#8217;s been a while since I&#8217;ve actually blogged on my weblog, but I had to say something now that the news has been confirmed.&nbsp; Plus, there&#8217;s the fact Facebook said my paragraph was too many characters.<br />
&nbsp; &nbsp; It was confirmed today (Friday) that <i>24</i> has been canceled.&nbsp; Fox claims it&#8217;s too expensive to continue.&nbsp; Having a website devoted to TV and movies, this is big news.&nbsp; However&#8230;<br />
&nbsp; &nbsp; I hate to say it but I&#8217;m not feeling too broken up about <i>24</i> saying bye-bye.&nbsp; Love the show and Keifer is excellent, but the stories have become increasingly implausible, the dangers have become redundant, and the time-wasting subplots all too frequently spoil any momentum.&nbsp; I&#8217;m content to give the series a proper send-off and just re-watch the earlier seasons.&nbsp; Back when there was only one President Palmer.<br />
&nbsp; &nbsp; Farewell Jack Bauer.&nbsp; Get yourself some rest and thanks for being such a hero.<br />
&nbsp; &nbsp; ... Silent clock ...</p><p><br/>
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    <entry>
      <title>WSU Match Day</title>
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      <id>tag:shortfatguy.com,2010:blog.php/1.1303</id>
      <issued>2010-03-18T20:14:25+00:00</issued>
      <modified>2010-03-20T18:12:27+00:00</modified>
      <summary></summary>
      <created>2010-03-18T20:14:25+00:00</created>
		<author>
		  <name>Mickey</name>
		  <email>mickey@shortfatguy.com</email>
		  		</author>
      <dc:subject>Blogging, Joe&#39;s Travels, Personal, News, TV, Video</dc:subject>
      <content type="text/html" mode="escaped" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/weblog/C25"><img src="http://www.shortfatguy.com/images/uploads/tvbug.gif" width="65" height="20" valign="bottom" border="0" alt="View Category"></a> <a href="http://www.clickondetroit.com/video/22881263/index.html">From WDIV</a>.&nbsp; Supposedly, my nephew Joe is somewhere in this video&#8230;
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    <entry>
      <title>Meryl Streep in The Pottymouth</title>
      <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/mtmodern/meryl_streep_in_the_pottymouth/" /> 
      <id>tag:shortfatguy.com,2010:blog.php/1.1302</id>
      <issued>2010-01-27T05:28:54+00:00</issued>
      <modified>2010-01-27T14:05:55+00:00</modified>
      <summary></summary>
      <created>2010-01-27T05:28:54+00:00</created>
		<author>
		  <name>Mickey</name>
		  <email>mickey@shortfatguy.com</email>
		  		</author>
      <dc:subject>TV, Video</dc:subject>
      <content type="text/html" mode="escaped" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/weblog/C25"><img src="http://www.shortfatguy.com/images/uploads/tvbug.gif" width="65" height="20"valign="bottom" border="0" alt="View Category"></a> I seem to like these clips, where a bit of profanity slips by the network censors.&nbsp; I guess it illustrates how harmless it is when they actually hit the airways, how pointless it is to try and camouflage them.&nbsp; Also, it&#8217;s funny to hear the E! censor try to bleep the word and fail so badly. <br />
&nbsp; &nbsp; Here&#8217;s the video, from E!&#8216;s Golden Globes post-show coverage&#8230;
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