Homestyle Security
I finally saw President Bush’s address from last night, wherein he asks Congress to create a new cabinet position for a Director of Homestyle Security (that’s the security that’s chicken-fried and comes with sausage gravy. Mmmm).
This would unite domestic law enforcement I guess. It struck me as sounding vaguely like the National Police Force that the former President Bush espoused—however that was in the movie The Naked Gun. Who knew the Zucker/Abraham/Zucker boys were so prescient?
