Remote Posting
Hey guys. It’s been a while hasn’t it. For those of you who don’t know, I’m Mickey’s physical therapist. Miuckey invted me to his brother’s house for a Christmas partty, and I’m writing this on his brother’s computer while Mickey is out in the other room sitting on his own against tghe wall. He promised not to have too many meatballs, cheese dip, spinach pita, and beers, but he’s not fooling anyone. Frankly, I dont care. I’ve given up babysitting him. I’d rather sit here, check the web, and listen to his niece’s iTunes.
That’s not really fair, actually. Mickey had a tough time the other day, bad enough that he might even be contemplating a lifechange regarding his food intake. He wasm recently told to go on a diet. Not by his doctor or his mother, but by the people who live in the apartments under him. The other day he woke up in the basement—but only after he’d crashed through his floor and the floors below him! He’s okay though, since his ass broke the fall. Good thing he was sleeping on his back.
We’re hoping tho that this might be the wakeup call that finally gets him to start living healthier. COuld this be the end of Short Fat Guy Onlien???!!1 (The Fat part at least. Tghe short part is hopeless.) Itll be interesting to see how a diet might affect this site.
I probabloy shouldnt have told yoiu this, but I’vce hgad five Rolling Rocks, so what the hell.
Anyway, Merry Christmas and Happty New Year. And don’t overdo it!
