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    <title>short fat guy online</title>
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    <dc:creator>mickey@shortfatguy.com</dc:creator>
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    <dc:date>2010-06-27T06:04:48+00:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Hey, I&#8217;m on TV!</title>
      <link>http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/site/hey_im_on_tv/</link>
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      <dc:subject>Blogging, Personal, News, Tech, Apple, TV</dc:subject>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/weblog/C37"><img src="http://www.shortfatguy.com/images/uploads/newsbug.gif" width="65" height="20"valign="bottom" border="0" alt="View Category"></a> I joined the other technology fans on Thursday, June 24, to upgrade my iPhone 3G to an iPhone 4.&nbsp; I didn&#8217;t go over board; I could&#8217;ve lined up at six (having reserved a phone the week before), but I didn&#8217;t show up till around nine AM.&nbsp; I stayed in line for four hours, getting my new phone right around one PM.&nbsp; As I got close to the store entrance, Fox 2, WJBK, showed up to shoot some video, and I ended up in the background of a couple shots.&nbsp; You can recognize me, on the extreme left, by my malformed Benjamin Franklin physique.</p>

<p><span></p><center><div><TABLE STYLE="margin: 10px;" bgcolor="#000000"><TR><TD WIDTH="600" HEIGHT="336"><a href="http://www.shortfatguy.com/images/uploads/2010-06-24_fox2_news_iphone_story-lg.jpg"><IMG SRC="http://www.shortfatguy.com/images/uploads/2010-06-24_fox2_news_iphone_story-sm.jpg" WIDTH="600" HEIGHT="336" border="0" title="Click to enlarge" /></a></TD></TR><TR><TD WD="600"><font size="2" color="white"><center>They&#8217;ll let <i>anyone</i> on TV nowadays</center></font></TD></TR></TABLE></div></center><p></span></p>

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      <dc:date>2010-06-27T06:04:48+00:00</dc:date>
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      <title>My Nephew, The Doctor</title>
      <link>http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/site/my_nephew_the_doctor/</link>
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      <dc:subject>Blogging, Joe&#39;s Travels, Video</dc:subject>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/weblog/C36"><img src="http://www.shortfatguy.com/images/uploads/videobug.gif" width="65" height="20"valign="bottom" border="0" alt="View Category"></a> My nephew Joe got his medical degree from Wayne State University School of Medicine on Tuesday.&nbsp; Here are some videos I shot, the first one is the &#8220;hood ceremony&#8221; from Sunday, at Chene Park (and coinciding with the air show on the Detroit River); and the second one is the commencement itself, at Fox Theatre in Detroit.</p>

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      <dc:date>2010-06-11T19:13:00+00:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Newspapers in TV Shows</title>
      <link>http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/site/newspapers_in_tv_shows/</link>
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      <dc:subject>Blogging, Links, Photos, TV</dc:subject>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/weblog/C29"><img src="http://www.shortfatguy.com/images/uploads/linksbug.gif" width="65" height="20"valign="bottom" border="0" alt="View Category"></a> From <a href="http://izismile.com/2010/06/04/newspapers_in_tv_shows_13_pics.html">Izismile.com</a> (found via <a href="http://whedonesque.com/comments/24075#378073">Whedonesque.com</a>).&nbsp; Does Ed O&#8217;Neill really like this newspaper?&nbsp; Thirteen years on and he&#8217;s still reading the same page.</p>

<p><span></p><center><center><div><TABLE STYLE="margin: 10px;" bgcolor="#000000"><TR><TD WIDTH="640" HEIGHT="427"><IMG SRC="http://www.shortfatguy.com/images/uploads/ed-o-neill_newspaper_1.jpg" WIDTH="640" HEIGHT="427" /></TD></TR><TR><TD WD="640"><font size="2" color="white"><center><i>Married with Children</i> 11x24 (1997)</center></font></TD></TR></TABLE></div></center></center><p></span></p>

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      <dc:date>2010-06-05T23:00:06+00:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Out My Window</title>
      <link>http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/site/out_my_window/</link>
      <description></description>
      <dc:subject>Blogging, Personal, Video</dc:subject>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/weblog/C36"><img src="http://www.shortfatguy.com/images/uploads/videobug.gif" width="65" height="20"valign="bottom" border="0" alt="View Category"></a> Lightning footage, shot on my Kodak Zi8 on Thursday, May 27.</p>

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      <dc:date>2010-05-30T04:29:31+00:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Picture of the Week</title>
      <link>http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/site/picture_of_the_week/</link>
      <description></description>
      <dc:subject>Blogging, Links, Photos</dc:subject>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/weblog/C28"><img src="http://www.shortfatguy.com/images/uploads/photosbug.gif" width="65" height="20"valign="bottom" border="0" alt="View Category"></a> I&#8217;ve been enjoying this picture so much this week that I feel I should just <a href="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0kr3ivHU11qbs8kyo1_500.png">copy it from Tumblr</a> and post it here.&nbsp; It really is a delightful and heartwarming image of Spring&#8230;
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      <dc:date>2010-05-01T05:53:15+00:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Steve Jobs is a Stupid Dumbass Idiot</title>
      <link>http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/site/steve_jobs_is_a_stupid_dumbass_idiot/</link>
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      <dc:subject>Tech, Apple</dc:subject>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/weblog/C34"><img src="http://www.shortfatguy.com/images/uploads/applebug.gif" width="65" height="20"valign="bottom" border="0" alt="View Category"></a> For quite a while I&#8217;ve been patiently waiting for Apple to support Blu-ray drives or allow Blu-ray playback in their Mac line.&nbsp; I&#8217;ve heard how licensing Blu-ray is a &#8220;bag of hurt&#8221; but assumed all those problems would be worked out in time.&nbsp; Today, I see someone <a href="mailto:SJobs@apple.com">wrote to Steve Jobs</a> about this very topic, and Jobs shot back this short, simple, taunt of a response.
</p><center><div><TABLE STYLE="margin: 10px;" bgcolor="#000000"><TR><TD WIDTH="466" HEIGHT="399"><IMG SRC="http://www.shortfatguy.com/images/uploads/steve-jobs-email.gif" WIDTH="466" HEIGHT="399" /></TD></TR><TR><TD WD="466"><font size="2" color="white"><center>From <a href="http://9to5mac.com/Steve-Jobs-BluRay-3490436"><font size="2" color="white">9 to 5 Mac.com</font></a></center></font></TD></TR></TABLE></div></center><p>
&nbsp; &nbsp; I cannot fully illustrate how fucking infuriated this makes me.&nbsp; Jobs&#8217;s alternative to Blu-ray is <i>YouTube</i>?!&nbsp; For one thing, Flash on YouTube performs like shit on a Mac.&nbsp; For another thing, YouTube might say it is 1080p, but it is compressed so much that the video quality is a laughably poor substitute for 1080p from a  Blu-ray disc.&nbsp; In short, saying YouTube is similar to Blu-ray is like like saying a sheet of paper is a replacement for an iPad.<br />
&nbsp; &nbsp; That dog don&#8217;t hunt.<br />
&nbsp; &nbsp; Over the last few years, I&#8217;ve bought a Power Mac, a Mac Pro, a PowerBook, a MacBook Pro, a couple iPhones, and numerous iPods.&nbsp; I&#8217;ve talked family members into getting iMacs and Macbooks.&nbsp; I&#8217;ve spent a lot of money on this company.&nbsp; But I have gotten tired of waiting for them to upgrade their optical drives &mdash; or even to allow Blu-ray playback from some third-party vendor&#8217;s external drive.&nbsp; Windows laptops and desktops have had this capability for a couple years now, but it seems Apple can&#8217;t handle it, or, more likely, doesn&#8217;t give a shit.&nbsp; This has become readily apparent now, direct from the head of the company, in the form of a stupid, thoughtless, tossed-off comment.&nbsp; Well&#8230;fuck you, Steve Jobs.&nbsp; My next computer will be running Windows.&nbsp;   
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      <dc:date>2010-04-17T22:39:12+00:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Silent Clock</title>
      <link>http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/site/silent_clock/</link>
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      <dc:subject>TV</dc:subject>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/weblog/C25"><img src="http://www.shortfatguy.com/images/uploads/tvbug.gif" width="65" height="20"valign="bottom" border="0" alt="View Category"></a> My God&#8212;it&#8217;s actual text!<br />
&nbsp; &nbsp; Yes, it&#8217;s been a while since I&#8217;ve actually blogged on my weblog, but I had to say something now that the news has been confirmed.&nbsp; Plus, there&#8217;s the fact Facebook said my paragraph was too many characters.<br />
&nbsp; &nbsp; It was confirmed today (Friday) that <i>24</i> has been canceled.&nbsp; Fox claims it&#8217;s too expensive to continue.&nbsp; Having a website devoted to TV and movies, this is big news.&nbsp; However&#8230;<br />
&nbsp; &nbsp; I hate to say it but I&#8217;m not feeling too broken up about <i>24</i> saying bye-bye.&nbsp; Love the show and Keifer is excellent, but the stories have become increasingly implausible, the dangers have become redundant, and the time-wasting subplots all to frequently spoil any momentum.&nbsp; I&#8217;m content to give the series a proper send-off and just re-watch the earlier seasons.&nbsp; Back when there was only one President Palmer.<br />
&nbsp; &nbsp; Farewell Jack Bauer.&nbsp; Get yourself some rest and thanks for being such a hero.<br />
&nbsp; &nbsp; ... Silent clock ...</p><p><br/>
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      <dc:date>2010-03-27T06:40:52+00:00</dc:date>
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      <title>WSU Match Day</title>
      <link>http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/site/wsu_match_day/</link>
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      <dc:subject>Blogging, Joe&#39;s Travels, Personal, News, TV, Video</dc:subject>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/weblog/C25"><img src="http://www.shortfatguy.com/images/uploads/tvbug.gif" width="65" height="20" valign="bottom" border="0" alt="View Category"></a> <a href="http://www.clickondetroit.com/video/22881263/index.html">From WDIV</a>.&nbsp; Supposedly, my nephew Joe is somewhere in this video&#8230;
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      <dc:date>2010-03-18T20:14:25+00:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Meryl Streep in The Pottymouth</title>
      <link>http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/site/meryl_streep_in_the_pottymouth/</link>
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      <dc:subject>TV, Video</dc:subject>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/weblog/C25"><img src="http://www.shortfatguy.com/images/uploads/tvbug.gif" width="65" height="20"valign="bottom" border="0" alt="View Category"></a> I seem to like these clips, where a bit of profanity slips by the network censors.&nbsp; I guess it illustrates how harmless it is when they actually hit the airways, how pointless it is to try and camouflage them.&nbsp; Also, it&#8217;s funny to hear the E! censor try to bleep the word and fail so badly. <br />
&nbsp; &nbsp; Here&#8217;s the video, from E!&#8216;s Golden Globes post-show coverage&#8230;
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      <dc:date>2010-01-27T05:28:54+00:00</dc:date>
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      <title>2009&#45;09&#45;12: U2 in Chicago</title>
      <link>http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/site/2009&#45;09&#45;12_u2_in_chicago/</link>
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      <dc:subject>Music, Photos, Video</dc:subject>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/weblog/C24"><img src="http://www.shortfatguy.com/images/uploads/musicbug.gif" width="65" height="20"valign="bottom" border="0" alt="View Category"></a> We left for Chicago yesterday morning and returned this afternoon, for another pilgrimage to see U2.&nbsp; It was a great show as always, but I&#8217;m still of a mind that their best tours are the stripped down ones, like the Elevation tour, rather than this current one, which, like Pop Mart, threatens to dwarf or diminish the band with its huge, distracting, yet admittedly impressive stage.<br />
&nbsp; &nbsp; <a href="http://gallery.me.com/essefgy/100180" title="New, corrected link to U2 gallery">My photos are available here</a> and here&#8217;s a collection of clips off my Cyber-shot camera.</p>

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<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; (Originally uploaded September 13 but revised, re-edited, and re-uploaded September 15.)
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      <dc:date>2009-09-14T03:57:23+00:00</dc:date>
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