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    <entry>
      <title>Two Bit Tour</title>
      <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/site/two_bit_tour/" />
      <id>tag:shortfatguy.com,2009:blog.php/1.1289</id>
      <published>2009-01-06T06:35:53Z</published>
      <updated>2009-01-06T07:20:55Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Mickey</name>
            <email>mickey@shortfatguy.com</email>
                  </author>

      <category term="Blogging"
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        label="Blogging" />
      <category term="Personal"
        scheme="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/site/C44/"
        label="Personal" />
      <category term="Podcast"
        scheme="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/site/C49/"
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      <content type="html"><![CDATA[
        <p><a href="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/weblog/C39"><img src="http://www.shortfatguy.com/images/uploads/vcastbug.gif" width="65" height="20"valign="bottom" border="0" alt="View Category"></a> Incontrovertible evidence of something I&#8217;m not supposed to do; but what the heck. let me show you around the secret facility that is my workplace.&nbsp; Besides, I wanted to play with Photo Booth.<br /></p>

<center><object width="500" height="377"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=2735912&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF&amp;fullscreen=1" /><embed src="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=2735912&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="500" height="377"></embed></object><br /><a href="http://vimeo.com/2735912">Two Bit Tour</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/shortfatguy">ShortFatGuy</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</center>
 
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    <entry>
      <title>She&#8217;s Got Legs</title>
      <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/site/shes_got_legs/" />
      <id>tag:shortfatguy.com,2008:blog.php/1.1288</id>
      <published>2008-12-18T03:22:07Z</published>
      <updated>2008-12-23T18:35:08Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Mickey</name>
            <email>mickey@shortfatguy.com</email>
                  </author>

      <category term="Blogging"
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        <p><a href="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/weblog/C44" border="0"><img src="http://www.shortfatguy.com/images/uploads/mebug.gif" width="65" height="20"valign="bottom" border="0" alt="View Category"></a> During our traditional stop at <a href="http://www.victoriassecret.com/">Victoria&#8217;s Secret</a>, during our 23<sup>rd</sup> annual Guys&#8217; Shopping Night last Friday, I learned that a friend of mine has a special fondness for model <a href="http://www.adrianalima.com/">Adriana Lima</a>.&nbsp; In fact, he&#8217;s quite taken with, of all things, the gap between her legs when she poses.&nbsp; He&#8217;s such a fan of it that we spent much of the evening trying to come up with a better term to describe it.<br />
&nbsp; &nbsp; And here&#8217;s some of what we came up with (that I can remember):
</p><table width="100%"><tr><td align="left"><ul><li>Runway</li><li>The Keyhole</li><li>The Slot</li><li>The Groove</li><li>Crotchal Space</li><li>Cup Holder</li><li>Living Daylights</li><li>Point Spread</li><li>Vertical Limit</li><li>Continental Divide</li><li>Cumberland Gap</li><li>Snatch Gap</li><li>Between the Uprights</li><li>Magnetic North</li><li>Easy Access Portal</li><li>Jeffries Tube (for <i>Star Trek</i> nerds)</li><li>Handspan</li><li>Banana Split</li><li>Northbound Thighway</li></ul></td><td align="right"><TABLE STYLE="margin: 10px;" bgcolor="#000000"><TR><TD WIDTH="240" HEIGHT="320"><IMG SRC="http://www.shortfatguy.com/images/uploads/adriana.jpg" WIDTH="240" HEIGHT="320" /></TD></TR><TR><TD WIDTH="240"><font size="2" color="white"><center>Adriana Lima</center></font></TD></TR></TABLE></td></tr</table> 
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    <entry>
      <title>Photo I.D.</title>
      <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/site/photo_id/" />
      <id>tag:shortfatguy.com,2008:blog.php/1.1287</id>
      <published>2008-12-04T09:13:31Z</published>
      <updated>2008-12-04T09:29:32Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Mickey</name>
            <email>mickey@shortfatguy.com</email>
                  </author>

      <category term="News"
        scheme="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/site/C37/"
        label="News" />
      <category term="Photos"
        scheme="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/site/C28/"
        label="Photos" />
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        <p><a href="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/weblog/C37"><img src="http://www.shortfatguy.com/images/uploads/newsbug.gif" width="65" height="20"valign="bottom" border="0" alt="View Category"></a> My coworker Matt asks if the woman pictured on the left, <a href="http://detroit.metromix.com/events/photogallery/party-pics-ciao-bella/501018/content?photo=18">photographed for the Detroit <i>Free Press</i></a> at a Ciao Bella fashion show in July, is the same woman on the right, who, in December, is <a href="http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2008812020338">also in the Detroit <i>Free Press</i></a> for the hit and run killing of a bicyclist in Royal Oak.</p>

<center><TABLE STYLE="margin: 10px;" bgcolor="#000000"><TR WIDTH="470" HEIGHT="340"><TD><a href="http://www.shortfatguy.com/images/uploads/accusedpartygirl_left-lg.jpg" title="Click for larger image"><IMG SRC="http://www.shortfatguy.com/images/uploads/accusedpartygirl_left-sm.jpg" WIDTH="230" HEIGHT="330" border="0" /></a> &nbsp; <a href="http://www.shortfatguy.com/images/uploads/accusedpartygirl_right-lg.jpg" title="Click for larger image"><IMG SRC="http://www.shortfatguy.com/images/uploads/accusedpartygirl_right-sm.jpg" WIDTH="230" HEIGHT="330" border="0" /></a></TD></TR><TR WIDTH="470"><TD><font size="2" color="white"><center>The same?</center></font></TD></TR></TABLE></center> 
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    <entry>
      <title>Happy Birthday to Me!</title>
      <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/site/happy_birthday_to_me3/" />
      <id>tag:shortfatguy.com,2008:blog.php/1.1286</id>
      <published>2008-11-09T17:27:39Z</published>
      <updated>2008-11-09T17:37:38Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Mickey</name>
            <email>mickey@shortfatguy.com</email>
                  </author>

      <category term="Blogging"
        scheme="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/site/C39/"
        label="Blogging" />
      <category term="Personal"
        scheme="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/site/C44/"
        label="Personal" />
      <content type="html"><![CDATA[
        <p><a href="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/weblog/C44"><img src="http://www.shortfatguy.com/images/uploads/mebug.gif" width="65" height="20"valign="bottom" border="0" alt="View Category"></a> It doesn&#8217;t seem that long ago I wrote my last birthday entry.&nbsp; This means the years are going by faster or I&#8217;m not writing enough.&nbsp; I suspect the latter.&nbsp; Therefore I&#8217;ll keep the list short this year.<br />
&nbsp; &nbsp; Here&#8217;s what the Detroit <i>Free Press</i> horoscope, written by Holiday Mathis, has to say about my upcoming year:</p><blockquote><p>You really walk your talk this year and make remarkable progress to long held goals.&nbsp; A strong supporter helps you maintain your motivation.&nbsp; You&#8217;re thinking globally and acting locally through December as you make choices to benefit the planet.&nbsp; A loved one makes a big affectionate gesture in July.</p></blockquote> 
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    <entry>
      <title>Under a Blood Red Shirtsleeve</title>
      <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/site/under_a_blood_red_shirtsleeve/" />
      <id>tag:shortfatguy.com,2008:blog.php/1.1285</id>
      <published>2008-10-22T05:25:36Z</published>
      <updated>2008-10-22T05:29:36Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Mickey</name>
            <email>mickey@shortfatguy.com</email>
                  </author>

      <category term="Music"
        scheme="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/site/C27/"
        label="Music" />
      <category term="Photos"
        scheme="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/site/C28/"
        label="Photos" />
      <content type="html"><![CDATA[
        <p><a href="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/weblog/C27"><img src="http://www.shortfatguy.com/images/uploads/musicbug.gif" width="65" height="20"valign="bottom" border="0" alt="View Category"></a> Now this is some hardcore U2ing&#8230;</p>

<p><center></p><p><TABLE STYLE="margin: 10px;" bgcolor="#000000"></p><p><TR></p><p><TD WIDTH="400" HEIGHT="533"></p><p><a href="http://www.shortfatguy.com/images/uploads/uabrs_tattoo-lg.jpg"><IMG SRC="http://www.shortfatguy.com/images/uploads/uabrs_tattoo-sm.jpg" WIDTH="400" HEIGHT="533" border="0" title="Click for larger image" /></p><p></TD></p><p></TR></p><p><TR></p><p><TD WIDTH="400"></p><p><font size="2" color="white"></p><p><center></p><p>By special request, Steve&#8217;s tattoo</p><p></center></p><p></font></p><p></TD></p><p></TR></p><p></TABLE></p><p></center></p> 
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    <entry>
      <title>Happy 60th Anniversary, Mom and Dad!</title>
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      <id>tag:shortfatguy.com,2008:blog.php/1.1284</id>
      <published>2008-09-08T00:47:15Z</published>
      <updated>2008-09-08T01:13:15Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Mickey</name>
            <email>mickey@shortfatguy.com</email>
                  </author>

      <category term="Blogging"
        scheme="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/site/C39/"
        label="Blogging" />
      <category term="Personal"
        scheme="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/site/C44/"
        label="Personal" />
      <category term="Photos"
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      <content type="html"><![CDATA[
        <p><a href="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/weblog/C44"><img src="http://www.shortfatguy.com/images/uploads/mebug.gif" width="65" height="20"valign="bottom" border="0" alt="View Category"></a> My mom and dad celebrated their 60<sup>th</sup> anniversary on Wednesday; but, today, Sunday, the whole family came together for an anniversary brunch.&nbsp; Here, my mom shows off the dress she wore sixty years ago for the wedding.</p>

<p><center></p><p><TABLE STYLE="margin: 10px;" bgcolor="#000000"></p><p><TR></p><p><TD WIDTH="300" HEIGHT="631"></p><p><IMG SRC="http://www.shortfatguy.com/images/uploads2/mom_in_wedding_dress.jpg" WIDTH="300" HEIGHT="631" /></p><p></TD></p><p></TR></p><p><TR></p><p><TD WIDTH="X"></p><p><font size="2" color="white"></p><p><center></p><p>The bride</p><p></center></p><p></font></p><p></TD></p><p></TR></p><p></TABLE></p><p></center></p>

<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; Gotta loves those &#8217;40s fashions!</p> 
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    <entry>
      <title>Quick, Get Me Video of Walter Reed! No, the Other Walter Reed!</title>
      <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/site/quick_get_me_video_of_walter_reed_no_the_other_walter_reed/" />
      <id>tag:shortfatguy.com,2008:blog.php/1.1283</id>
      <published>2008-09-05T15:27:30Z</published>
      <updated>2008-09-06T18:10:29Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Mickey</name>
            <email>mickey@shortfatguy.com</email>
                  </author>

      <category term="News"
        scheme="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/site/C37/"
        label="News" />
      <category term="Politics"
        scheme="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/site/C53/"
        label="Politics" />
      <category term="WTF"
        scheme="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/site/C38/"
        label="WTF" />
      <category term="TV"
        scheme="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/site/C25/"
        label="TV" />
      <content type="html"><![CDATA[
        <p><a href="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/weblog/C38"><img src="http://www.shortfatguy.com/images/uploads/wtfbug.gif" width="65" height="20"valign="bottom" border="0" alt="View Category"></a> I too kept wondering why the RNCC kept showing that mansion facade behind McCain last night.&nbsp; (And after ten minutes I was wondering if they could show other channels to watch.)&nbsp; Turns out there <i>was</i> a reason ... just not a very good reason.&nbsp; Apparently they meant to show video of Walter Reed military hospital but ended up with video of Walter Reed Middle School.&nbsp; <a href="http://talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/213806.php">You have to read this to believe it</a>.<br />
&nbsp; &nbsp; I wonder if this kind of half-assed web search explains their VP pick.</p> 
      ]]></content>
    </entry>

    <entry>
      <title>Nick &amp;amp; Heather&#8217;s Wedding (Highlights)</title>
      <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/site/nick_heathers_wedding_highlights/" />
      <id>tag:shortfatguy.com,2008:blog.php/1.1282</id>
      <published>2008-09-03T03:41:44Z</published>
      <updated>2008-09-03T03:46:45Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Mickey</name>
            <email>mickey@shortfatguy.com</email>
                  </author>

      <category term="Blogging"
        scheme="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/site/C39/"
        label="Blogging" />
      <category term="Personal"
        scheme="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/site/C44/"
        label="Personal" />
      <category term="Video"
        scheme="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/site/C36/"
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      <content type="html"><![CDATA[
        <p><a href="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/weblog/C36"><img src="http://www.shortfatguy.com/images/uploads/videobug.gif" width="65" height="20"valign="bottom" border="0" alt="View Category"></a> The wedding was last year, and I&#8217;m too late for their anniversary, but for some reason I felt compelled this weekend to take my old HD footage and make a mini-movie.</p>

<p><center></p><object width="500" height="281">	<param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1655487&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF&amp;fullscreen=1" /><embed src="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1655487&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="500" height="281"></embed></object><br /><a href="http://vimeo.com/1655487?pg=embed&amp;sec=1655487">Nick &amp; Heather&#8217;s Wedding (Highlights) [HD]</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/shortfatguy?pg=embed&amp;sec=1655487">ShortFatGuy</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com?pg=embed&amp;sec=1655487">Vimeo</a>.</center>

<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; It took me two days before I got a decent export out of FCP, and the video still doesn&#8217;t play too well for me through Vimeo.&nbsp; Is it playing okay for you?</p> 
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    </entry>

    <entry>
      <title>WJR Tigers March</title>
      <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/site/wjr_tigers_march/" />
      <id>tag:shortfatguy.com,2008:blog.php/1.1281</id>
      <published>2008-08-31T05:28:04Z</published>
      <updated>2008-09-03T03:47:04Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Mickey</name>
            <email>mickey@shortfatguy.com</email>
                  </author>

      <category term="Blogging"
        scheme="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/site/C39/"
        label="Blogging" />
      <category term="Personal"
        scheme="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/site/C44/"
        label="Personal" />
      <category term="Music"
        scheme="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/site/C27/"
        label="Music" />
      <content type="html"><![CDATA[
        <p><a href="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/weblog/C27"><img src="http://www.shortfatguy.com/images/uploads/musicbug.gif" width="65" height="20"valign="bottom" border="0" alt="View Category"></a> Yes, it&#8217;s well known the Internet Makes You Stupid&reg;, but sometimes it can be your friend.&nbsp; I was just reminiscing about an old sound from childhood when I realized I should see if I could find it online.&nbsp; And lo and behold I could and did.&nbsp; I had to do a little editing of the original MP3 I found, to get it the way I remembered it, so I figured I might as well share the final product here.<br />
&nbsp; &nbsp; Here it is.&nbsp; The march they used to play on WJR 760 AM before Detroit Tiger games.</p>

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<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; <a href="http://www.biggusmickus.com/audio/WJR_tigers_march.mp3">Download the MP3 of it here</a>.</p> 
      ]]></content>
    </entry>

    <entry>
      <title>On the 8&#8217;s</title>
      <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/site/on_the_8s/" />
      <id>tag:shortfatguy.com,2008:blog.php/1.1280</id>
      <published>2008-08-08T12:08:36Z</published>
      <updated>2008-08-08T05:19:36Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Mickey</name>
            <email>mickey@shortfatguy.com</email>
                  </author>

      <category term="Blogging"
        scheme="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/site/C39/"
        label="Blogging" />
      <content type="html"><![CDATA[
        <p><center><font size="7"><b>08/08/08</b></font></center><p>
<br></p> 
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    </entry>

    <entry>
      <title>Dearborn Fireworks: 2008</title>
      <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/site/dearborn_fireworks_2008/" />
      <id>tag:shortfatguy.com,2008:blog.php/1.1279</id>
      <published>2008-08-03T06:41:14Z</published>
      <updated>2008-08-29T15:12:15Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Mickey</name>
            <email>mickey@shortfatguy.com</email>
                  </author>

      <category term="Blogging"
        scheme="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/site/C39/"
        label="Blogging" />
      <category term="Personal"
        scheme="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/site/C44/"
        label="Personal" />
      <category term="Podcast"
        scheme="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/site/C49/"
        label="Podcast" />
      <category term="Video"
        scheme="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/site/C36/"
        label="Video" />
      <content type="html"><![CDATA[
        <p><a href="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/weblog/C49"><img src="http://www.shortfatguy.com/images/uploads/vcastbug.gif" width="65" height="20"valign="bottom" border="0" alt="View Category"></a> My SFG podcast is showing signs of life again.&nbsp; After a couple years absence, I finally made it back to the Dearborn Homecoming city festival this weekend.&nbsp; I&#8217;ve also loved their incredible and impressive fireworks, and this year&#8217;s display did not disappoint.&nbsp; Here&#8217;s the grand finale, from Saturday, August 2 2008. </p>

<center><object width="500" height="281">	<param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1626244&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF&amp;fullscreen=1" /><embed src="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1626244&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="500" height="281"></embed></object><br /><a href="http://vimeo.com/1626244?pg=embed&amp;sec=1626244">Dearborn Homecoming Grand Finale (HD)</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/shortfatguy?pg=embed&amp;sec=1626244">ShortFatGuy</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com?pg=embed&amp;sec=1626244">Vimeo</a>.</center><p><br></p>

<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; <b>Update</b>: on August 26 2008, I deleted the original embed and replaced it with this HD version.&nbsp; My poor four-year-old G5 can barely handle it (mainly since Adobe&#8217;s Flash for Mac sucks) but maybe it looks better on your computer.
</p> 
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    </entry>

    <entry>
      <title>Horrible Goodness</title>
      <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/site/horrible_goodness/" />
      <id>tag:shortfatguy.com,2008:blog.php/1.1278</id>
      <published>2008-07-17T00:39:19Z</published>
      <updated>2008-07-21T14:01:18Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Mickey</name>
            <email>mickey@shortfatguy.com</email>
                  </author>

      <category term="Blogging"
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      <category term="Movies"
        scheme="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/site/C26/"
        label="Movies" />
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        scheme="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/site/C25/"
        label="TV" />
      <category term="Video"
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      <content type="html"><![CDATA[
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    <entry>
      <title>Newsmaker</title>
      <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/site/newsmaker/" />
      <id>tag:shortfatguy.com,2008:blog.php/1.1277</id>
      <published>2008-06-24T20:22:00Z</published>
      <updated>2008-06-24T21:44:52Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Mickey</name>
            <email>mickey@shortfatguy.com</email>
                  </author>

      <category term="Blogging"
        scheme="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/site/C39/"
        label="Blogging" />
      <category term="Links"
        scheme="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/site/C29/"
        label="Links" />
      <category term="News"
        scheme="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/site/C37/"
        label="News" />
      <content type="html"><![CDATA[
        <p><a href="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/weblog/C26"><img src="http://www.shortfatguy.com/images/uploads/newsbug.gif" width="65" height="20"valign="bottom" border="0" alt="View Category"></a> Shit, they plagiarized my short story!&nbsp; A Macedonian man kills three women so he can report the murders for his newspaper.<br><br />
&nbsp; &nbsp; &#149; <a href="http://www.abcnews.go.com/International/story?id=5232621&amp;page=1">ABC News (US)</a><br />
&nbsp; &nbsp; &#149; <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2008/jun/24/pressandpublishing.internationalcrime">Guardian (UK)</a><br><br />
&nbsp; &nbsp; (My story on other hand involved an anchorman and TV station.)</p> 
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    <entry>
      <title>Photo Booth Impressions</title>
      <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/site/photo_booth_impressions/" />
      <id>tag:shortfatguy.com,2008:blog.php/1.1276</id>
      <published>2008-06-23T12:08:00Z</published>
      <updated>2008-06-23T13:20:43Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Mickey</name>
            <email>mickey@shortfatguy.com</email>
                  </author>

      <category term="Blogging"
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        label="Blogging" />
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        scheme="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/site/C44/"
        label="Personal" />
      <category term="Photos"
        scheme="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/site/C28/"
        label="Photos" />
      <category term="Tech"
        scheme="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/site/C32/"
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      <category term="Apple"
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<center><TABLE STYLE="margin: 10px;" bgcolor="#000000"><TR><TD WIDTH="500" HEIGHT="375"><IMG SRC="http://www.shortfatguy.com/images/uploads2/photo8_keillor.jpg" WIDTH="500" HEIGHT="375" /></TD></TR><TR><TD WIDTH="500"><font size="2" color="white"><center>Garrison Keillor</center></font></TD></TR></TABLE></center><p><br></p>

<center><TABLE STYLE="margin: 10px;" bgcolor="#000000"><TR><TD WIDTH="500" HEIGHT="375"><IMG SRC="http://www.shortfatguy.com/images/uploads2/photo9_ferrigno.jpg" WIDTH="500" HEIGHT="375" /></TD></TR><TR><TD WIDTH="500"><font size="2" color="white"><center>Andr&eacute; the Giant (with a bit of Lou Ferrigno)</center></font></TD></TR></TABLE></center><br> 
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    <entry>
      <title>Olive Misses Her Dad</title>
      <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/site/olive_misses_her_dad/" />
      <id>tag:shortfatguy.com,2008:blog.php/1.1275</id>
      <published>2008-06-16T02:44:02Z</published>
      <updated>2008-08-29T23:23:02Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Mickey</name>
            <email>mickey@shortfatguy.com</email>
                  </author>

      <category term="Blogging"
        scheme="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/site/C39/"
        label="Blogging" />
      <category term="Personal"
        scheme="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/site/C44/"
        label="Personal" />
      <category term="Podcast"
        scheme="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/site/C49/"
        label="Podcast" />
      <category term="Video"
        scheme="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/site/C36/"
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      <content type="html"><![CDATA[
        <p><a href="http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/weblog/C36"><img src="http://www.shortfatguy.com/images/uploads/videobug.gif" width="65" height="20"valign="bottom" border="0" alt="View Category"></a> Happy Fathers Day&#8230;<br></p>

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