Stuff I’ve Heard
I don’t know how true this is, but I heard the bulge in President Bush’s jacket is actually his “Mission Accomplished” flight suit codpiece. It’s worn improperly, obviously, but it’s because Mr Bush has been insisting on dressing himself, “like a big boy”, these last couple months. Speaking of the debates, is the presidential election in two weeks to vote someone in or vote someone out? Maybe I’m confusing it with too much reality TV. Speaking of TV, I heard the final episode of Lost involves the castaways reaching the other side of their island, where they find a man in a white suit and his assistant, a plane-obsessed little person. And, finally, I’ve heard it is still not to come back to this website—but for completely different reasons than last week.
