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Shit, they plagiarized my short story!  A Macedonian man kills three women so he can report the murders for his newspaper.

    • ABC News (US)
    • Guardian (UK)

    (My story on other hand involved an anchorman and TV station.)

Using some of the effects in Photo Booth, here are some celebrity impersonations…

Jay Leno

Garrison Keillor

André the Giant (with a bit of Lou Ferrigno)

Happy Fathers Day...

A shocking video uncovering the secret scandal of suburban dogfighting!
    And I can’t believe my niece Cathy is involved!

Okay, they talked me into it.
    I’m voting Republican.

At this moment, as I type this, Dennis Kucinich, representative from Ohio, is bringing articles of impeachment against George W Bush, for deceiving the American people and violating his oath to protect and preserve the Constitution.  I assume being a miserable failure, a waste of air, and fucking up this country beyond recognition are included in the thirty-five articles, as well.
    Go, Dennis, go!  At least one Democrat in the House knows what needs to be done (and what should have been done years ago).
    More details at Raw Story.

I found this at Dvorak Uncensored, ironically on the day before a five-day vacation.

    And, an alternate angle....

Another vlog entry.  This one shot Thursday evening, May 15 2008.  I left work late that day, which allowed me to catch this sunset.

Hey, it’s the return of my video blog!  And now that I have such a portable HD camera, there’ll probably be more where this came from.

    Originally recorded for Live Video.com, but the Vimeo encode looks better.

“Church Sign Causes Controversy” reads the headline to this article on a Greenville SC TV station website.  I’ve found it causes blunt force trauma due to me banging my head on my desk.

Byrd       Bird Humm Will he shit on my car?

    How about some outrage over the dumbass who wrote “arguements” in the caption.